I'm a highly skilled IT professional...

...but now I spend my time standing in the dark and rain saying 'poo, poo, poo' to a puppy who is ignoring me...

sometimes it is not dark and not raining but she still ignores me... and still won't poo in the right place or on command - even though we KNOW she needs to and will do it 20 seconds later in the wrong place. Aaargh.

 But I forgive her because she is so cute